Not lengthy after Donald Trump met with state and local politicians about the devastating wildfires, Bill Maher on Friday took goal on the President’s threats to withhold federal funds and the way he shouldn’t deal with Californians like they’re visiting “a on line casino and you might be comping our room.”
“Initially, you’re not giving us something. We’re Individuals,” he mentioned initially of Real Time with Bill Maher on HBO. “He’s obsessive about this small fish referred to as the smelt. Now there’s a story about this and it’s too sophisticated to enter, however , it’s a fish we modified the legal guidelines for. He mentioned, ‘no surprise it’s endangered. It’s not getting any water.’ No Don, the fish has the water as a result of we took down the irrigation dams so as to … oh f–okay simply do your dance and get out of right here.”
Saying how Trump is just “13 p.c contained,” Maher made a crack concerning the President taking one take a look at the pink flame retardant that was used within the wildfires by saying, “I had no concept this place was that homosexual.”
Maher then jabbed at Trump’s first week in workplace and the way he hit the bottom operating by signing a number of government orders, memos and proclamations.
“One of many proclamations, we’ll now solely acknowledge two sexes,” continued Maher. “If that doesn’t seize you by the pussy, I don’t know what is going to.”
“I’m certain it’s only a coincident however earlier than the inauguration, Trump elevated his wealth by 89 p.c in a day to $58 billion,” Maher continued. “He’s now one in all richest 25 folks on the earth with meme cash. He launched one in all him and one in all Melania. It’s crypto foreign money that’s impressed by an web meme. It’s sort of like if Bernie Madoff offered Pokemon playing cards. So Trump voters assist me out on one factor. You voted for him since you couldn’t afford eggs however you may afford the Melania magic coin?”
Maher ended his monologue with a remark concerning the Oscar nominations and the way Emilia Perez amassed essentially the most nods. “Have you ever seen this one? It’s the Spanish language musical that celebrates a Mexican drug lord who turns into a greater particular person by having a intercourse change operation,” he mentioned. “I’m simply glad the Proud Boys obtained out of jail in time to see it.”
