Gwar has teamed up with Idea Cafes and Coterie Espresso Co. for a brand new brew that is positive to present you some severe Antartican power – Berserker Mode espresso.
And actually, who can resist a espresso that is described as “savagely sticky with muddy molassesness and foul-fruited sweet sweetness”? Not me. However that is additionally as a result of I do not need Blothar the Berserker displaying as much as my home and operating a spear from my cranium to my ass. Get the coffee here.
“The most effective a part of getting blackout drunk is Berserker Mode Espresso,” mentioned Blothar, who I am assuming is plotting my loss of life as we converse. “Every sip is infused with the bitter sorrow of unrequited love and that nagging feeling that one thing actually bizarre occurred final evening. Berserker Mode Espresso is a savage brew match for shock rock royalty. I positive really feel just like the King on my throne after sucking down a pot.”
Mike Tonsetic of Idea Cafes added: “My first intro to Gwar was 1992, freshman yr of highschool, when my girlfriend’s older brother confirmed as much as college one morning in a white tee coated in recent steamy Gwar-gasm, clearly from a present the evening earlier than; he was obsessed and made us watch bootleg VHS concert events. LOL.
“I simply keep in mind (if reminiscence serves) Oderus going straight up ‘Omen’ on JPII (the Pontiff) with a large crucifix and I used to be like WTF…I am hooked on the atomic crack and have been ever since!!! Assume the raddest half within the alternative to collab with Gwar is the truth that not solely are they one of many OGs of shock, however they’ve taken it to a complete different stage, time & time once more, over a legendary profession; one thing we completely respect and admire, and try to include into all the pieces we do.”
Higher but, Blothar may also make an look at Park Ave CDs in Orlando, FL to signal information and promote the espresso. There may also be a BIG RED BUS on the location to run a blood donation drive from 11am to 4pm. The blood is not going to Gwar, don’t be concerned.
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