Puddle Of Mudd is again and boy I want they weren’t. A minimum of not with this tune.
Puddle Of Mudd is now streaming their new single “Beautimous” which I am fairly certain is about butt intercourse and getting out of jail. I do not even know the place to start out with these lyrics as a result of oh my god, they’re all terrible. For reference, please benefit from the entirety of the primary verse beneath and take a look at to not throw up.
“You might be my lovely little catastrophe
C’mon, little child
I adore it if you present up bare
Shaking on the entrance door
‘Trigger I am your back-door, trap-door man
Child, let me in
So we are able to get all the way down to some sinning
Tongue-tie me to the ground
Child, I wanna be your little whore”
Poetry! The entire “getting out of jail” bit comes within the second verse, which begins with “Escape thе toy field, child, I am out of the slammer / I am able to play within the sand” and options such tear-jerking traces as ” I am digging in-betweenie / we will sha-sha-sha-sha-shazaam.” I believe a part of the creep issue right here too is listening to this tune alongside seeing the beneath (AI-generated piece of absolute rubbish) art work.
Additionally, I am nonetheless skeeved out by that first line a couple of lady displaying up bare to somebody’s door shaking and the very first thing this man thinks is “butt intercourse.” Simply… dude, come on.
Anyway, Puddle Of Mudd. New album Kiss The Machine on Could 2. Do whatever you want with that information here.
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