Jeremy Clarkson has reported that his farm – the centrepiece of Amazon Prime’s international hit Clarkson’s Farm – has been focused by robbers.
Clarkson wrote in The Sun newspaper that, a fortnight in the past, he was visited by 5 unknown males in a van who arrived in his farmyard:
“They checked out the safety cameras and requested Kaleb what number of canines had been on the location.
“I reported this to the police who mentioned the plates on the van had been cloned.
“Extra worryingly, on two separate nights within the final week, a drone has been noticed, scouting the home and the farmyard.
“The police say it does seem like we’re being recced by unsuitable ’uns and that we must always guarantee our safety techniques are as much as scratch.”
Fortuitously, Clarkson wrote, he had one of the best system of all when it got here to deterring intruders and horrifying any would-be robbers away from his territory.
He wrote concerning the loud noise made by his assortment of a dozen guinea fowl birds, saying their musical music and chat was louder than a live performance by The Who or the sound of Nasa revving up their engines.
Clarkson wrote:
“Anybody who tries to burgle us goes to have their eardrums changed into a blood-speckled gooey mush.”
Clarkson’s Farm continues to be a worldwide hit for Amazon Prime, who’ve introduced that the fourth season will premiere this Could, with a fifth already commissioned. Clarkson has efficiently reinvented himself put up High Gear and Grand Tour automotive present presenting days, as a tireless farmer, just lately going into bat for farmers in opposition to authorities plans to impose inheritance tax on land homeowners.