“Major tujhe bahut bahut bahut love karoonga aur tujhse dher sara love loonga … bol degi love?” – Bittoo Sharma (Ranveer Singh)
“Aaj pal bol raha hai … kal I like you bol dega.” – Shruti Kakkar (Anushka Sharma)
“Love shav ke complication mein to mujhko waise hello ni padna.” – Shruti Kakkar (Anushka Sharma)
“100% whole dedication to 1 consumer … begin to end no compromise … mom promise.” Bittoo Sharma (Ranveer Singh)
“Tere bina kisi cheez mein mauj nahi … na ladkiyan taadne mein, na chai mein, na chowmein mein.” – Bittoo Sharma (Ranveer Singh)
“Saale rasta bhar photograph khichte aa rahen hain… camel photograph cow aoo photograph … gada ullu kauva kabotar… photograph photograph photograph.” – Bittoo Sharma (Ranveer Singh)
“Reception ho yah inflation… shadiyaan toh honi hai.” – Bittoo Sharma (Ranveer Singh)
“Le, bread pakore ki kasam!” – Bittoo Sharma (Ranveer Singh)